Double Espresso

“Double Espresso”

Oh look at me

Desperately avoiding

A frothy coffee

Real men drink

Proper coffee

From little china cups

And write poetry

About inverted

Coffee snobbery

Come on!

Who wants it?

 You frothy coffee quaffing bastards!

Double Espresso




“Can I have a drop of vanilla syrup in that please?”

“And the nice little china cups?”

“Where do I buy some of these?”