99% amiable

I’m 99% amiable most of the time

Most of the time I won’t commit a crime

For the other 1% I’m not so sure

That I will ever find a working cure

An old fashioned gentleman 99% of the time

Polite and courteous when I’m in my prime

As gentle and considerate as they come

99% out of 100 is the sum

For the other 1% I can find no reason why

I want to cut your throat and watch you drip dry

Perhaps it is better that you do not pry

For 1% might be my little lie

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