La belle dame sans merci

Come walk with her in the moonlight

Come walk with her in the wood

And she will show you pleasures

That no other lover could

She comes to me in the night time

She comes to me at my fright time

La belle dame sans merci

She teases and she squeezes

She does as she pleases

La belle dame sans merci

Her skin as white as milk

The texture of silk

La belle dame sans merci

Apollo in his treason

Would subject her to his reason

La belle dame sans merci

Every verse that I compose

Walks the path of the primrose

La belle dame sans merci

Come walk with her in the moonlight

Come walk with her in the wood

Come walk with her in the moonlight

Come walk with her in the wood

Come walk with her in the moonlight

Come walk with her in the wood

And she will show you pleasures

That no other lover could

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99% amiable

I’m 99% amiable most of the time

Most of the time I won’t commit a crime

For the other 1% I’m not so sure

That I will ever find a working cure

An old fashioned gentleman 99% of the time

Polite and courteous when I’m in my prime

As gentle and considerate as they come

99% out of 100 is the sum

For the other 1% I can find no reason why

I want to cut your throat and watch you drip dry

Perhaps it is better that you do not pry

For 1% might be my little lie